Xexixalvelezesademlumarlaroxel

HAY GUYZ. So I totally decided to come up with my own fusion character! His name is Xexixalvelezesaidemlumarlaroxel, and he's the reincarnation of every damn Organization member into one body! He has the powers of FIRE and WATER and THUNDER and WIND and MOON and GAMBLING and HEART and LISA FRANK and YOUR MOM. And he can use Keyblades and has a lion form and a merman form and is best buddies with YOUR fusion characters and everything!

...Unfortunately, he also has a dark and angsty past because the kids made fun of the fact that it looks like a wig shop vomited onto his head. Oh, and because he's a crime against biology, he ended up rabid, and his favorite past times include twitching and chewing on your spine. D:

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CONFESSION TIME: I absolutely am sick of all the Roxels and Sorikus and other fusion-hybrid-reincarnation-whatevers I see over and over on dA. Seeing a Roxel once is cute, even clever. A few more times? Okay, fine. But throwing in ten thousand different combinations of whichever Org. members fusing together in biologically impossible ways with worse name mashes? Enormous backstories? Fanarts for fanarts? Fan clubs? Icons? Cosplays? Holy bejeebus, people, can't we get over it already?! I feel like these guys are the new breed of Mary Sue, running around with bizarre names and Keyblades and Rainbow Brite's wardrobe. Annoys the living spit out of me.
END CONFESSION TIME.

So beware, or Xexixalvelezesaidemlumarlaroxel may visit and gnaw on your spine! D: